I'M 12 AND WHAT IS THIS

[( & a r i e l l e ; )]

Hi i'm Ari

I make weird jokes that no one understands a lot

I'm a pervert, an atheist, and i'm thirteen

I'm also Lyra's ass-buddy
( not that way
i think
D: )

Despite my age I'm considerably literate

but also completely and totally insane

I make jokes constantly, they're almost never funny

I can be annoying

okay [: that's all I can think of!
( Also I wanna roleplay Tracey. C: )

[[lyrasen]]

you're all unfriendly, no one said hi to ari >:L

HI ARI!

i am a good person :>

[( & a r i e l l e ; )]

My crushingly low self esteem is rising by the minute

[[lyrasen]]

guys say hi to ari before she kills herself D:

[t.o.r.n.a.d.o.]

wait... does that mean it's becoming less low or more low D:
(the self-esteem)


HEY
SHNIZZLE, FIZZLE?

[Spear]

hi

self esteem is FOR THE WEAK!!!!

[( & a r i e l l e ; )]

more low

and yes
I AM STRONG

EAT LIGHTNING
SHIT THUNDER

also hi guise c:

[[lyrasen]]

wait lightning is my softball team's name

/runs

[( & a r i e l l e ; )]

omnomnom softballs

and i am perfectly aware of how that sounded mind you

also our buttbook thread was lawkd
:C

[[lyrasen]]

hurr soft balls
but only the soft ones, huh ;D

we're still gonna write the ass-tlas >:L

[( & a r i e l l e ; )]

Yaaay but where'll we put it.
Yes, only the soft ones
the hard ones taste like boy

[[lyrasen]]

i thought boy tasted gud :<

i always wondered. does chocolate axe make you taste like chocolate?

Knife Firing Fun (4:42:35 PM): -sprays some chocolate axe on self-
Knife Firing Fun (4:42:38 PM): -omnomnom on hand-
Ferret Buccaneer (4:42:39 PM): Lawwwl.
Ferret Buccaneer (4:42:47 PM): You should buy some, just to find out
Ferret Buccaneer (4:42:49 PM): After all
Knife Firing Fun (4:42:52 PM): Nnnnnnah
Ferret Buccaneer (4:42:52 PM): Maybe it's REAL chocolate?
Knife Firing Fun (4:42:55 PM):
Knife Firing Fun (4:42:58 PM): BRB GROCERY STORE
Ferret Buccaneer (4:43:01 PM): LAWWWWL!
Knife Firing Fun (4:43:05 PM): "going to the moon, brb"