we shall write a buttbook

[[lyrasen]]

Ferret Buccaneer (10:38:38 PM): ASS-WATCHING BUDDIES
Ferret Buccaneer (10:38:40 PM): holy shit
Ferret Buccaneer (10:38:45 PM): we should write an ass guidebook'
Knife Firing Fun (10:38:45 PM): Assbuddies?
Knife Firing Fun (10:38:49 PM): ASSBOOK
Knife Firing Fun (10:38:50 PM): AJSDKLFABSDFAUSDHC BQAW$EF
Ferret Buccaneer (10:38:53 PM): HBSJDNJH!
Knife Firing Fun (10:39:02 PM): BUTTBOOK, LOL.
Ferret Buccaneer (10:39:06 PM): BUTTBOOK!
Ferret Buccaneer (10:39:14 PM): IT SHOULD BE LIKE
Ferret Buccaneer (10:39:19 PM): A BIRDWATCHER'S BOOK
Ferret Buccaneer (10:39:25 PM): AND GIVE THE HISTORY OF ALL SORTS OF ASSES
Ferret Buccaneer (10:39:30 PM): WHAT ASSES ARE NICE AND WHAT ARE NOT
Ferret Buccaneer (10:39:35 PM): WHAT CELEBRITIES HAVE NICE ASSES
Knife Firing Fun (10:39:42 PM): 1. WHEN READING THIS YOU RENOUNCE ANY AND ALL GODS YOU BELIEVE IN
Knife Firing Fun (10:39:44 PM): THE BOOK IS YOUR NEW GOD
Ferret Buccaneer (10:39:47 PM): YES!

[Knife Firing Fun (10:47:02 PM): ANOTHER NAME
Knife Firing Fun (10:47:04 PM): ASS-TLAS
Knife Firing Fun (10:47:08 PM): GET IT
Knife Firing Fun (10:47:08 PM): ...
Knife Firing Fun (10:47:11 PM): .......
Ferret Buccaneer (10:47:11 PM): LOL

long story short, we must all start writing a guide to different sorts of asses.

also, just so you know, the very fine ass that we were looking at belongs to my friend/crush darryl. but only she and i are allowed to look because if any of you looked it'd be PEDOPHILIA /shot

[( & a r i e l l e ; )]

CONTENTS OF THE ASSBOOK

- rules of having a nice ass
- who/what has a nice ass
- rules about nice asses in general
- rules of being an ass-mirer (admirer of asses)
- history on ass-types
- different types of races with birds--i mean, nice asses[/b]

general rules of the assbook

1. By reading the assbook you denounce and and all gods you believe in. THE ASSBOOK IS YOUR NEW GOD.
2. You will refer to the assbook as NONE OTHER than the following names:
a. the bible
b. ass-tlas
c. buttbook
d. assbook
3. Lyra and Ari are not to be worshipped--we only make this holy book because of our undying passion for nice asses[/center]

^{it's a start}

[[lyrasen]]

screw the pedophilia, we're posting it
...eventually...

[( & a r i e l l e ; )]

The very reason we posted the assbook is the following.





























/explanation

[[lyrasen]]

lazy iaza animation GOOOO